ponytail-andaprettysmile:

This is like porn to me.

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

gifbaskets:

Blink 182 - Take Off Your Pants and Jacket

aseaofquotes:

Hannah Kent, Burial Rites

yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?